6 of the Most Popular Bucks Party Games That Should Involve Your Topless Waitresses

1. Twister

As annoying as this game can be, throw in a couple of topless waitresses or a lingerie waitress or two and it suddenly becomes one of the best bucks party games on the planet — especially if you're "forced" to be the third body in the mix. If the budget stretches to a couple of totally nude waitresses, this should be enjoyed with a cold beer and an armchair. Make sure you have control of the spinner! Introducing baby oil halfway through will also enhance your viewing pleasure.

You can of course have two of the boys play without any waitresses — amusing, especially if they have to drink on every spin — but take our advice: get waitresses. It's better!

2. Blow-Up Doll

There's always one dodgy mate in the bucks group with ready access to this kind of prop, isn't there? Have him organise a couple of blow-up dolls. Two of the lads race to blow them up — the loser downs a pint or does a dare. Then each in turn has one minute to demonstrate as many positions as he can think of with his doll, much to the amusement of all. See if you can rope your topless waitress in, whether it's keeping count, offering suggestions or even substituting herself for the doll!

3. Bum Flip

Best played with two topless waitresses (actually, best played with two nude waitresses in heels, but topless or lingerie is still fantastic) — though one works too. You'll also need a plastic beer pong cup or two.

Split into two teams, one waitress each. She bends over the dining table, pool table or breakfast bar, and the empty cup is placed upright on the flat of her lower back. She has to flip the cup and land it upside down in roughly the same spot. If she nails it, the other team has to stop and drink a pint or do a shot. Keep playing until you've all grown tired of looking at the girls' backsides — so, never.

If that unlikely point is ever reached, pick on the most gullible of the group (hopefully the buck) and tell him that if he can do it himself, everyone drinks. This time, put as much liquid in the cup as you can get away with without him noticing — and watch it soak his pants.

4. Strip Beer Pong

Most people know beer pong: two teams, six half-filled cups in a triangle at each end of a table, and ping pong balls thrown (or bounced) at the other team's cups. Land one and that team drinks and removes the cup. First team to clear the other's cups wins.

The bucks version: put your lingerie or topless waitress on one team, fully dressed, and the buck on the other. Every time her team gets hit, she removes an item of clothing — and every time the buck's team gets hit, so does he. Try to make sure they're both wearing six items of clothing or less!

5. Texas Hold'em Poker

If you haven't played poker with your mates for a laugh, you've missed out. It's a fantastic arvo or early-evening activity for a bucks party or a boys' night in before a night out. A cheap poker set from Kmart has everything you need for up to eight players. Have everyone start with $20 of chips so you're actually playing for something — it gets all the lads engaged and wanting to win.

There's still one crucial element missing, though: a topless poker dealer! Ours know all the rules and make sure it's a fair game — and they deal the cards topless, which is bloody marvellous. Beer, boobs and betting: make your hotel room a man cave and make it an event. Perhaps the runner-up gets a motorboat from the dealer!

6. Soapy Bath Fun

For this you'll need a couple of very game topless waitresses — if they say no, leave it, but if you keep it tame most will oblige, especially if they've brought bikinis. Fill the bath with water and lots of bubble bath, then have the girls get in and play in the bubbles while the boys take photos for some awesome memories. If you're lucky they might go topless or even nude, using the bubbles to hide certain areas — just bear in mind the cost may go up at this point, so have a few extra dollars handy. Or skip the negotiating and book one of our Soapy Bath Shows!